Hey, anyone know if most women wear the wrong size bra? I really need to read more about this, ideally illustrated with a photo of breasts – recently tweeted Guardian fashion columnist Hadley Freeman.
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? (Oscar Wilde, 1890)
Oh well, Oscar. Back then, you were imprisoned for being a fag.* Now you’d be prosecuted for publicly smoking one. The perfectly unsatisfying pleasure of late postmodernity is a quaint little cupcake.