Hello! My name is Anastazja Oppenheim. Also known as Ana.
If I could be anything, I’d be a cross between Susan Sontag, Caitlin Moran and Marilyn Monroe, with the wardrobe of Anna Dello Russo.
However, what I actually am, is a spoiled kid who has too much free time between studying Criticism, Communication and Curation (don’t ask me what that means) at Central Saint Martins, wearing pink, reading on the tube and getting lost in London.
I made this blog to BECOME a better writer, not to show off how awesome I already am. Well, mostly.
Want to ask me a question? (Feel free!) Praise me? (Yes, please!) Give some constructive criticism? (Also welcome) Offer me a million dollar contract? (Very, very welcome) If so, e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
And if you intend to call me a stupid bitch, a loony-hippie-commie, a terrorist, a nazi, a retarded idiot moron, anything 4-letter (last time I checked, “genius” was 6) or – especially – fat, turn off whatever device you’re using and get a life.